The biscuit rating system grades each plate on a scale of 5 possible biscuits.
1 Biscuit: The worst possible rating, straight trash. I would have rather gone hungry. 2 Biscuits: It was a meal, previously heated at one point, that I was charged for. 3 Biscuits: Your average basic bitch breakfast. It doesn’t excite, but gets the job done.4 Biscuits: My nod to an above average plate that excels either in biscuit, gravy, or both.5 Biscuits: So far as I know, it doesn’t exist. This is the unicorn I’m looking for.
The Biscuit Report 